Internet trolls roasted Astronomer CEO and HR chief for Coldplay scandal — here’s what they said

It was the Coldplay canoodle heard ‘round the world — and within a few minutes had broken the internet.

Ever since Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and Kristin Cabot, an HR executive at the tech firm, were caught cozying up on camera at Coldplay’s performance in Foxboro, Massachusetts, on Wednesday, the internet hasn’t let the story die.

In the days following the jaw-dropping reveal at Gillette Stadium, trolls — on social media and seemingly every baseball stadium in America — took to the web to weigh in.

It was the Coldplay canoodle heard ‘round the world — and the internet remains undefeated. Bain Capital Ventures

One user chimed in on an Instagram post celebrating women’s empowerment from an unverified account called @kristincabotofficial.

“Celebrating women? Except for the wife, whose soul and heart will never be the same!! But you support all other women, right!!!” @hugs_joanne_kisses wrote in a reply to

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