We’ve written plenty about Louisiana GOP Senator John Kennedy, because not only is he smart as a whip and an ace at standing up for conservative principles, but he’s also funny as heck. His one-liners are the stuff of legend—”With respect, go to Amazon and buy a spine online,” he told Joe Biden about the then-president’s weak support of Israel—and he’s always good for a salient quote.
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🩻🇺🇸 JOHN KENNEDY TO BIDEN:
“Go to Amazon and buy a spine online.”
— Kacee Allen (@KaceeRAllen) April 15, 2024
But it was a fundraising email from the comedic senator that I received Thursday evening that cracked me up. Usually, fundraising emails are lame and uninteresting; for instance, California Gov. Gavin Newsom—who I am hereby re-naming “Governor Grim”—sent one out Thursday as well that said that those who voted for the One Big Beautiful Bill were “very small and pathetic people.”
How unifying and