Watch: The Most Environmentalist Environmentalist Ever

Remember those great old “Most Interesting Man in the World” commercials for Dos Equis beer? (Disclaimer: I can neither confirm nor deny being the real-life inspiration for those commercials or that character.) They were great, they were amusing, and while I’m not sure how much beer they sold, they were certainly fun to watch.

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They have also spawned a bunch of copycats, including a prize I happened across only today: The Most Environmentalist Woman in the World. Watch:

So, what makes this (AI-generated) person the most environmental (emphasis on the “mental”) environmentalist that ever environmentaled?

Let’s look at some of the specifics.

She bottles her flatulence to keep her carbon footprint down. This would be classic environmentalist; it’s purely symbolic, takes no real effort, and makes no difference to anything, anywhere, except for proving that someone is nuts.

She once chained herself to a tree. For the selfie. Classic

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