Leader of the pack
Trump. Who may go down in history as USA’s one and only. The A-1 Trumper. Not what he says — what he does.
He once threw a grenade on Jeb Bush. The family still retains those grievances. Once he tinkled on “Little Marco,” who grew so upset that he couldn’t grow bigger. Now? Secretary of State.
Love him, don’t love him. Donald’s not Millard Fillmore. Forget John Tyler. Shove Franklin Pierce. James Buchanan? WHO?! Tell me what Rutherford B. Hayes did besides trying to change his first name.
James Abram Garfield — Hey, there’s a biggie everyone talks about. Zachary Taylor — wowie! Did what?! William Henry Harrison — WHO?!
You don’t like him? OK, mazel tov. So don’t like him. But there’s no one — not Mrs. Biden the ventriloquist — not anybody who can get us through — but the smarts, toughness, flamboyance, fearlessness of Donald Trump!