DAVID MARCUS: Biden’s autopen poised for $10M payday

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When I heard Joe Biden is getting $10 million to pen a memoir which will address his presidency, I thought the same thing you probably did: Is it a coloring book?

I mean, come on. First of all, the odds are good that Grandpa Joe cannot remember what he had for breakfast today, much less the detailed doings of the White House for four long years. But also, nobody on Planet Earth thinks this man is capable of writing so much as a thank-you card.

I’ve written a book. It’s difficult, unenjoyable and requires mental stamina. To state it clearly, if Joe Biden is writing a book, then I’m the Dalai Lama.

NEW BOOK REVEALS BIDEN’S INNER CIRCLE WORRIED ABOUT HIS AGE YEARS BEFORE BOTCHED DEBATE PERFORMANCE

Of course, nobody is surprised when former presidents or other celebrity types get big-money book deals thrown at them,